Top Ten Duct Tape
 (Field Duty)
 Applications

10.  Hold up poor dumb sunburnt chap's cry for help on ride board after stealing his tack
 

9.  Hold eyes open so not to miss enthralling conclusion of Indian movie on video bus
 

8.  Stuff into ears so not to hear enthralling conclusion of Indian movie on video bus
 

7.  Prevent foot from falling off huge blister
 

6.  Permasock
 

5.  Patch pack after accidental deposit in combine
 

4.  Close flesh wound after savage sword attack by robotic medievalist
 

3.  Restrain robotic medievalist until fair trial by humanity
 

2.  Cover alarming tumor on neck so parents won't know you've started smoking
 

1.  Repair busted condom (perhaps better to tip head and withdraw)